carryonmy-assbutt:

I’m sorry taco

martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

makemyheadswim:

hannahbadgerdontcare:

So Poptarts has this new commercial where the poptart is outside a band tour bus

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and I just

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their faces, their hair, the fedora

POPTARTS ARE FOB FANS

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I see no difference

JFC

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

averypottermormon:

animateglee:

oomshi:

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

I’M GONNA CRY

septemberism94:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

I don’t understand the first one